Jokes, Humor, and Riddles--National Geographic Kids Magazine

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		Halloween Hilarity How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?



		Two Baboons Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Find out in our joke section!



		Frog Folly Where do chimps pick up wild rumors? Find out in our joke section!



		Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Find out why in our Just Joking section!



		Halloween Chuckles Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?



		More Baboon Bust-ups What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?



		Baboon Bust-ups What do you get when you cross a parakeet with a lawn mower? Click here to find out!



		Dolphin Comedian What do you get from a pampered cow? If you don’t know the answer, check out this “Just Joking.”



		Prairie Dog Laughing What do you call a hippie’s wife? If you don’t know the answer, check out this “Just Joking.”



		Ostrich Chuckles Why did the kid put ice in his aunt’s bed? If you don’t know the answer, check out “Just Joking.”