During the 1990’s I can scarcely remember a time when one television station or another wasn’t playing at least one of the four JAWS movies, TBS, TNT, or WPIX often devoting an entire day to films about killer oceanic creatures. Still, of the four films JAWS 3 (or 3-D, if you like) was one of the b-movies that was always making the rounds, and it’s gratuitous special effects make it an easy target for this week’s cheesy movie selection.

Although I didn’t realize it as a kid, JAWS 3 picks up the story of the Brody family at a Sea World theme park (Sea World Orlando, a landlocked theme park, to be precise), the two brothers Sean and Michael being all-grown-up