The actual candidates proved to be some real eye-openers.
Because animals are built so differently, figuring out which has the biggest eyes can be tricky, Sönke Johnsen, a biologist at Duke University, says via email. (Read more about eyes, nature's most exquisite creation, in National Geographic magazine.)
Big Eyes in the Ocean
But some tiny marine animals, such as some hyperiid amphipods, clearly come out ahead.
These include Cystisoma, a genus of transparent crustaceans whose giant compound eyes face upward on a head that takes up about a third of its seven-inch (about 18-centimeter) long body, Johnsen says.
Paraphromina, another clear amphipod, has unique compound eyes, which look like rows of runway lights that face both upward and sideways. These peepers take up 45 percent of its clear, tiny body, which is only 0.3 to 0.7 inch (one to two centimeters) long.
Clear bodies help these animals to avoid detection, and these enormous upward-facing eyes likely help spot predators swimming above. (Also see "Flounders’ Eyes Face Skyward. How Do They See the Ocean Floor?")
At an inch (about 2.6 centimeters) long, giant ostracods dwarf their smaller cousins, which can be just 0.004 inch (0.1 millimeter) long. The retinas of these clear, globe-shaped crustaceans sit in front of a mirrored plate that focuses light, causing some to compare their large eyes to car headlights (watch video).
Vampire squid also have a high eye-to-body ratio. The deep-dwelling cephalopods grow up to a foot (0.3 meter) long, with eyes about an inch (about 2.6 centimeters) wide. These big eyes are helpful at ocean depths of up to 8,200 feet (2,500 meters). (Related: "Vampire Squid’s Surprising Diet Revealed.")
Arachnids, Insects, and Tarsiers
But some nocturnal spiders, such as ogre-faced spiders, "come pretty high on the list," Land, a neurobiologist at the University of Sussex, says via email.
Of their eight eyes, the two largest, front-facing ones are enormous, helping the arachnids in their nighttime quest for prey.
Among insects, dragonfly eyes "are probably the biggest, with 30,000 lenses per eye" that collect overlapping images from every angle, says Katy Prudic, an entomologist at the University of Arizona. (See amazing pictures of colorful insect eyes.)
And yes, there are some big-eyed animals of the cute-and-cuddly variety.
Tarsiers, tiny nocturnal primates from Southeast Asia, are often cited as having huge eyes for their body size, with a body length between 3.9 inches (10 centimeters) and an eye width of 0.6 inch (16 millimeters).
“One eye is larger than their brain,” Rafe Brown, a herpetologist at the University of Kansas Biodiversity Institute, says via email.
Unlike humans, their eyes are fixed in their sockets, so “they swivel their heads all the way around to look behind them” 180 degrees, like a rain forest version of The Exorcist.
If we were this cute, we'd be taking selfies all day.
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